I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD
This man could narrate my life. And I would be completely OK with that.
"Only in very hard times, when the pride is extremely hungry, will issues of priority be settled by fighting."
This man could narrate me opening a jar of mayo and make it sound like Earth’s most epic struggle for existence.